Music

Jeff Loomis (Nevermore)

Jon Schaffer (Iced Earth) 

No matter what I'm doing, most of the time, I'm listening to music while I'm doing it. I play guitar, and I'm decent at it. I have an Ibanez RG. I am not in band currently, but I'm sure that will change soon. My speciality is rhythm guitar. Musically, I'm a through and through metalhead, which is a rarity these days. Needless to say, I've drawn "battle lines" when it comes to music, and yes, this is a fancy way of saying I'm closed minded when it comes to other genres of music. As you can most clearly tell, I fucking hate rap. I abhor MTV, with a deep and raging passion. I despise and scoff at what MTV is trying to pass off as "metal" these days. Well-concocted shit (in my opinion) such as Linkin Park (yes, they're my punching bag) is as far from "metal" as it gets. These bands usually do not have original guitarists, infact the guitarists grope at the guitars and hop around with their dreadlocks and adidas sweat suits like faggots tied to the steak. (Korn) However, below the unoriginal sludge of mainstream music, we have excellent new bands like Children of Bodom and Nevermore. Also, though we've seen many good bands burn out (Metallica), there are still many of the classics that still give the full metal assault as they did twenty years ago. (Iron Maiden) \m/

Bands/Musicians I like are: (in no real order) 

METAL:
IRON fucking MAIDEN, Iced Earth, Nevermore, Slayer, Children of Bodom, Megadeth, Testament, The Haunted, Mercyful Fate, Death, Black Label Society, (the good) Metallica, (the good) Black Sabbath, (the good) Ozzy, Alice in Chains, Death, Witchery, Opeth, Pantera, Agent Steel, Metal Church, In Flames, Stratovarious, Shadow's Fall, Acid Bath, Overkill, Sentenced, Dream Theatre, Jag Panzer, Carnivore, Anthrax, Judas Priest, Morbid Angel, Meshuggah, Deceased, Motörhead, Entombed, Annihilator, Corrosion of Conformity, Suicidal Tendencies, D.R.I, Yngwie Malmsteen, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Dio, Sinergy, Blind Guardian, Demons & Wizards, Manowar, Dismember, Exodus, Rammstien, Bolt Thrower, Venom, Graveworm, etc... (others that don't immediately come to mind...which is many.)

OTHER:
I'll be sitting here for a while naming all these bands, so yeah, just....ask me.

MUSIC I DON'T LIKE:
Blink 182, Linkin Park, Adema, Mushroom Head, Mudvayne, Propaghandi, new Metallica, Nirvana, Gorillaz, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Sum41, Bob Marley, Static-X, Staind, all those whiny female fronted quirk-rock bands, faq-esqe techno music, Rob Zombie, most punk rock...that includes the "real" punk bands, any and all corporate music, bands I hear to much--regardless of how good they are, easy listening music makes me want to vomit, all the jazz bullshit, all that whiny ska crap, obviously anything hip-hop or rap oriented--I will harm you, pseudo-fag goth rock, "soul", any sort of dance music, 80s glam-metal (NO! IRON MAIDEN IS NO GLAM BAND!), Spanish music, stupid MTV music trying to be passed off as heavy metal, EMO. 

Below are a few musical rants. My opinions on why "rap music" and "boybands" are, in a plain fashion, cockspankers. 

Rap and gay are both three letter words, coincidence? Maybe. 

Why rap sucks

Why boybands suck

Bands
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