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Why RAP SUCKS
If you haven't picked
up on my indiscreet rants concerning rap music, I will summate it in
three words: I ABHOR RAP. The rap culture and it's tribal music are both
annoyances to me, annoyances that I have little tolerance towards.
Before I rant about the sound of rap music itself, I will rant on it's
culture, which is a modern-day negroe version of the "outlaw"
culture so romanticised in tales of the old West. Just as the
"outlaws" captured the attention of little children in front
of an early television set, rap culture is, by default, geared towards a
naive, stupid group of people. Below, I state the various reasons why I
hate rap music and everything it entails:
Top 10 Reasons to Avoid Rap
Reasons I hate rap:
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THE SOUND - I
abhor the sound to no end. It takes no talent nor artistic ability
to compose rap music. Rap music itself is it's own term, it is not
music. By the definition of music, rap is not music. Rap is a
fruitless cacophony of mixed faeces and vomit....at least it sounds
that way. When I hear rap emanating from a speaker, I want to thrust
my fist through that speaker, and gag the imbecile who is playing
it. There is little/no musical value in rap.
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THE TALENT -
Those who listen and produce rap, must face the reality that they
are not musicians, they are simply noisemakers. Usually, an
electronic drum machine is used to produce the "beat", and
the actual rapper rhymes along with unintelligible lyrics... and no
vocal talent whatsoever. Infact, rap music wholly undermines the
quality of a good vocalist. The lyrics in rap songs are also quite
stupid, to say the least. Rap requires no talent, therefore is
worthless.
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THE MESSAGE -
The message of rap music is to praise dysfunction and societal
unrest. That is the basis of the culture which created the noise,
though they don't know it. Let's blindly degrade women, preach
tribal gang fare and violence, encourage premarital sex
(wait...that's just the tip of the ice berg), and other perversions.
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THE CULTURE -
The rap culture....it's as stupid as it looks, and that does say
quite a bit. It seems as if they went to a garage sale, and bought
the biggest clothing items, because they knew the clothes would fit
them. Which people do this? The people who live in the trailer park
down the road from me. Yes, the white trash. The "thug's"
shopping technique is much akin to that of the trailer trash, though
they go to a "thug" department store in the mall, and pay
top dollar for the bottom of the line crap, needless to mention,
they look really fucking stupid. Their lingo, ebonics, is as
primitive a derivative of English as it gets.
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I will come up with more reasons when time
permits. (Yeah, I wrote that last year)
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