GAITHER SENIOR HIGH

 GO GAITHER COWBOYS!

EVERY DAY IS THE JROTC JAMBOREE!

WEST NILE VIRUS BOMB OUTBREAK IN 240 CORRIDOR! COWBOYS DEPLOY!

BOW WOW WOW! WHAT? WHO? HELLO MR. STRAPP!

MISSUH STRAP HEAH. I WIYUL RE-GAITHURAHZE YEW AWL! I AM A BIG DAWG AND I WEWUL BARK AND I WIWUL BHITE! NOW I DON'T WAUNT'A ANY TARDEES THIS MORNIN'. GET TEW CLAWUS!

THIS AIN'T NO DISNEY WORLD! GET TUH CLASS!

LOOK! IT'S MR. ADUM TO MY RESCUE!

NO! DON'T WORRY MR. STRAPP! HE'S A GAITHER COWBOY! HE KNOWS BETTER THAN THAT! HELLO I'M KENNY ADUM, JR! PRINCIPAL HERE AT GAITHER SENIOR HAI SKEW! ALL KIDS ARE GOOD KIDS!

WHAT? GUNS IN SCHOOL? VIOLENCE! THE ACLU MUST HEAR OF THIS!

WE WILL NOW PLAY "ALL MY EXES LIVE IN TEXAS" IN THIS GOOD MAN'S HONOUR!

WHAT IS THIS TRIBAL BULLSHIT? OH, HAH, IT'S THE GAITHER STEP-TEAM! EVERYONE GO "BOOOOOO!!!"

I SEEN YOU DOING MISCHEIF! NOW THROW AWAY YOUR TRASH BEFORE I BUST YOUR ASS!

HEheHE, BYE GAITHER!

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